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8. Because _they_ weren't penalised, you won't be.

So various webmastersability say their tract has X or Y, and Google didn't mind, but queerly enough, _you_ got broken for it. Their content, backlinks, and tract make-up essential be the very as yours, then, eh? Spooky!

9. Immense number of new links, in a truncated time, to a new sphere.

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10. Got banned? Provide 'em Hell on earth something like it!

Write a yearlong email to Google. Identify how wonderful your tract is, how they're pain your business, and how _you're_ doing _them_ a favor by rental them schedule it. Make a clean breast no fault, it shows fear.

Then get on as various forums as you can moaning something like how the SERPsability suck, how - section well-known tract present - is doing vindicatory what you did, and _they're_ yet in.

Google will be so aggrieved and ashamed, they'll let you wager on in, and face wager on thatability grotty news. You told _them_, all right!

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